1 Express gratitude to the blogger who bestowed the award unto you... Copious,grovelling …I am not worthy… gratitudes - ok, here goes. Helen makes fabulous art, takes amazing photographs and has impeccable taste in football teams.
2 Display the picture on your blog proudly.
Ok, http://stampingbyh.blogspot.com/ is the blog by Helen (she of the amazing floorspace and brand new big shot)
4 Tell up to six outrageous lies about yourself, and at least one outrageous truth, or switch it around and tell six outrageous truths and one outrageous lie. I'm not telling which is which :)
So here are my lies and/or truths:
- I am really a size zero but I wear a fat suit all the time so other people don't feel bad at not being as thin as me (coz I am nice like that)
- I once received an indecent proposal from an Arab prince who wanted to "take pictures of me in Hyde Park" because he was a keen amateur photographer (apparently)
- I am a secret agent and get to go on exotic trips to top secret locations to spy on people
- I won a scholarship to go to MIT when I was 12 because I am so clever and stuff, but I turned it down because I was scared of flying.
- I don't ever eat chocolate or cakes.
- I turned down Brad Pitt so he married Jennifer Aniston on the rebound.
5 Nominate seven creative writers who might be into doing this.
6 Post links to the seven blogs you nominate (see above) and let the owners of those blogs know.
Ok, off to let the blog owners know... this may take a while!